some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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