Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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