I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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