If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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