Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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