I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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