She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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