So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Are we still banned from the library?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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