Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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