Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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