i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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