Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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