Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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