yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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