So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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