I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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