After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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