I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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