Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Will exercising make me less horny?
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