WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
