it wasn't lemon gatorade
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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