If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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