Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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