i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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