I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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