I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
