I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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