New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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