Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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