belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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