If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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