we're blogging at a bar
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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