I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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