omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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