I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
