I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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