In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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