You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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