I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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