I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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