Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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