In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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