I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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