Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
COCAINE IS GR8
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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