She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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