everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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