You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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