But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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