Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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