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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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