let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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