Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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