We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he was CRYING into my vagina
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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