chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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