similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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